Personalized Pooch Hooch

There are days when I think my dog just needs a drink: the mailman keeps outrunning him, the bitch down the street is ignoring him, and people keep telling him to sit. He’d like nothing better than to lap on my pint of Guinness. But of course alcohol is lethal for pets, so I’m thinking to serve him up some noncarbonated, nonalcoholic brown ale—a nutritious formulation of chicken broth and pure malt barley that he can drink responsibly. The brew is fortified with glucosamine to promote healthy joints and each 12-oz bottle in each six-pack—as well as the carton itself—comes personalized with a photo label of the your prized, parched pup. Just email a picture along with a clever brew name for the label.